It is an easy MATTER to kiss a man's tail when the breeches be down

Meaning & Analysis

It is physically simple to kiss a man's buttocks (tail) once his trousers (breeches) are lowered, as the primary physical barrier has been removed.

Insights

Cowardly Opportunism

The proverb symbolizes attacking, insulting, or showing false deference to someone only when they are vulnerable, exposed, or have lost their power ("breeches down"). It highlights the cowardice of those who only dare to act when there is no risk of retaliation.

Exploitation of Vulnerability

It illustrates how simple it is to take advantage of or mock individuals when they are in a compromised or defenseless position. The lowered breeches represent a loss of dignity, power, or protection, making them an easy target for exploitation.

Belated and Meaningless Submission

The act of showing deference or "kissing up" to someone is meaningless and requires no courage once that person has already been humbled or defeated. It criticizes insincere gestures that are offered only after the power dynamic has already shifted.

Classical Roots of Cowardice

The proverb's sentiment is ancient, paralleled by the classical saying, referenced in the cross-references, that "hares may pull dead lions by the beard". This demonstrates a timeless, cross-cultural contempt for those who only show bravery or defiance against the powerless or defeated.

Psychology of Insecurity

Psychologically, the proverb exposes the tendency for individuals feeling powerless or insecure to assert dominance over others who are momentarily weaker. This act of "kicking someone when they're down" serves as a compensation mechanism for their own lack of genuine courage or status.

Commentary on Social Hierarchy

The proverb uses a crude and visceral image to critique the nature of power and sycophancy. It suggests that loyalty and respect are often performative and opportunistic, quickly turning to mockery the moment a leader's authority falters.

Rhetorical Devices

Visceral Metaphor

The proverb employs the coarse and memorable image of "kissing a man's tail" as a powerful metaphor for sycophancy or insult, making the abstract concept of cowardly opportunism concrete and unforgettable.

Situational Irony

There is a sharp irony in performing an act of submission (kissing the tail) at a moment when it requires no courage, turning a gesture that should signify deference into one of ultimate contempt for the powerless.

Dysphemism

The proverb's crude and slightly vulgar phrasing is a deliberate dysphemism that adds to its rustic, folkloric feel and enhances its impact as a sharp, memorable critique of behavior.

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Transcription

Quotations

*Mortuo leoni et lepores insultant.

1616, WITHALS, p. 567

(when his breeches be down).

1639, CL., p. 216

Cross References

Original Scan

It is an easy MATTER to kiss a man's tail when the breeches be down - a scanned entry from Tilley's 1950 Dictionary of Proverbs.
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