He that is afraid of every FART must go far to piss

Meaning & Analysis

Someone who is overly fearful of trivial embarrassments or mishaps will have to take extreme measures—such as going a great distance to urinate—just to avoid minor discomforts.

Insights

Oversensitivity

The proverb humorously points out that excessive caution or sensitivity to minor issues results in unnecessary inconvenience or complication.

Fear of Judgment

It also underscores the self-defeating nature of being preoccupied with others’ opinions about small, natural human faults.

Historical and Social Commentary

Early modern humor used bodily functions to satirize human folly and hypocrisy. Here, the proverb lampoons those whose anxiety over trivial social faux pas makes life needlessly difficult.

Psychological Reflection

The saying captures a basic psychological insight: those who allow fear or embarrassment over small matters to dominate their actions end up restricting their own freedom and comfort.

Universal Resonance

Comparable proverbs exist across cultures, warning against the absurdities of excessive prudishness or the impossibility of living without ever risking social blunders.

Rhetorical Devices

Hyperbole

The proverb exaggerates the inconvenience (having to go 'far to piss') to illustrate its point humorously and vividly.

Irony

There is an ironic twist in showing how efforts to avoid embarrassment only increase it, mocking the excessive prudence it describes.

Colloquialism

The use of frank, everyday language for bodily functions lends the proverb a down-to-earth, relatable quality.

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Analyzed with gpt-4.1 on July 12, 2025

Transcription

Quotations

Nay, I warrant ye They that will be afrayde of every farte Must go farre to pisse.

1546, HEY, II v, s. H2v
1659, HOW, Eng. Prov., p. 2

Original Scan

He that is afraid of every FART must go far to piss - a scanned entry from Tilley's 1950 Dictionary of Proverbs.
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