What pretty THINGS are made for money, quoth the woman when she saw a monkey (squirrel)

Meaning & Analysis

A naïve onlooker, admiring a dressed monkey or caged squirrel, exclaims that people will make remarkably pretty ‘things’ for money—mistaking the living creature for a man-made trinket.

Insights

Money conjures marvels

Wealth commissions wonders; payment mobilizes skill and spectacle so effectively that the products of commerce seem magical or unnatural.

Consumerist credulity

People dazzled by novelty easily mistake show for substance, taking price and polish as proof of value—and even misclassifying life itself as merchandise.

Commodifying nature

Living beings reduced to ‘pretty things’ typify a market gaze that turns creatures into curios, blurring ethical lines between display, play, and exploitation.

Power of presentation

Costume and staging transform perception: dress a monkey in a coat and it reads as an artifact, revealing how appearances rewrite categories.

Satire of ignorance

The saying merrily exposes provincial or inexperienced wonder—how those outside a trade or town read shop marvels and mistake how they’re made.

Shop-window culture

Early modern streets teemed with showmanship—pet squirrels in cages, ‘jackanapes’ in coats, and exotic wares. The proverb captures the gawker’s astonishment at retail spectacle and trained animals.

Price as beauty cue

“Made for money” hints at the price–quality heuristic: cost seems to certify worth, so buyers conflate expense with excellence and novelty with genius.

Xenophile and xenophobe notes

Variants credit ‘Flemings’ with such marvels, reflecting England’s mingled admiration for Low Countries craft and a ready jibe at foreign artificers—commerce framed through stereotype.

Cabinet of curiosities

The period’s taste for wonders—odd beasts, automata, miniatures—makes the misreading plausible; boundaries between art, artifice, and nature were a public entertainment.

Gendered framing

‘Quoth the woman’ supplies a comic voice but also encodes a bias that equates female—or outsider—astonishment with ignorance; a modern reading can enjoy the wit while noting the stereotype.

Moral wink

The line doubles as a caution: if money can ‘make’ anything, be wary of charms and contrivances built to separate the spectator from her coin.

Rhetorical Devices

Anecdotal frame

“Quoth the woman…” stages a miniature scene, turning the proverb into a quotable vignette that dramatizes its lesson.

Irony

Admiring a living animal as a manufactured ‘pretty thing’ flips categories, making the humor ride on misrecognition.

Paronomasia / sound play

The near-rhyme and echo of ‘money’/‘monkey’ (and the m-sounds of ‘made’) give the line a catchy, comic snap.

Parenthetical variant

“(squirrel)” signals oral circulation and flexible retelling, keeping the joke while swapping the creature.

Concrete imagery

A monkey in a coat or a caged squirrel provides vivid specificity; tangible detail makes the proverb sticky and portable.

consumerismnoveltycommodificationappearance-vs-realitystereotypesirony
Analyzed with gpt-5.0-thinking on November 14, 2025

Transcription

Quotations

He spide a lacke an apes, in a gaie cote . . Good Lord what knacks are made for money, now adaies?

1590, R. HARVEY, Plain Percevall, p. 19

Why it is a Squirrill. —A Squirrill? O Gods what things are made for money.

1591, LYLY, Endim., II ii 139

A Cockney seeing a Squirrell in a shop, greatly admir’d it, and said. Iesu God, what pretie things are made for money!

1595, COPLEY, Wits, Fits V, p. 140

A jack an apes! quoth she: now, Jesus, what these Fleminges can make for money, thinking verily it had been a thing made by mens hand.

1604, Jack Dover, p. 31

(What pretty Things Men will make for Money, quoth the old Woman, when).

1732, FUL., no. 5503

Cross References

  • See TAY., p. 209.

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