Old MAIDS lead apes in hell

Meaning & Analysis

Unmarried women (old maids) are destined for a specific, pointless punishment in the afterlife: eternally leading apes around in hell.

Insights

Punishment for Non-Conformity

The proverb serves as a metaphorical threat for failing to conform to societal roles. The bizarre punishment in hell symbolizes the social ostracism, ridicule, and perceived uselessness directed at unmarried women in a patriarchal society.

Unfulfilled Purpose and Barrenness

Leading apes, as a grotesque parody of leading children, represents a life of unfulfilled potential and barrenness. It implies that a woman's natural maternal instincts have been frustrated and redirected toward a pointless, unnatural task.

A Warning Against Pride

As suggested by the 1560 quotation 'For she that will not when she may, When she will she shall have nay', the proverb warns against being overly selective or 'coy'. It implies that such pickiness is a form of pride that will lead to a desolate, lonely fate.

Psychological and Social Control

This proverb reveals deep-seated patriarchal anxieties about female autonomy and sexuality. It functioned as a tool of social control, using the threat of a bizarre, eternal punishment to enforce the societal expectation that a woman's primary purpose was marriage and procreation.

Historical Symbolism of Apes

The association of apes with lust, folly, and mimicry in Renaissance culture makes them a potent symbol. To 'lead apes' suggests an eternity of managing sterile, unfulfilled desires or being eternally yoked to the 'folly' of rejecting marriage—a grotesque parody of raising children.

Literary Subversion

The proverb's most famous appearance is in Shakespeare's 'Much Ado About Nothing', where the witty Beatrice subverts it. By twisting the curse into a promise of heaven, she rejects the social pressure to marry and reclaims autonomy, showcasing how literary works can challenge and reinterpret cultural norms.

Rhetorical Devices

Grotesque Imagery

The bizarre and unsettling image of women leading apes through hell is highly memorable. Its strangeness creates a powerful and lasting impression, making the social threat more vivid and effective.

Metaphor

The entire phrase is a metaphor for a socially condemned and fruitless life. 'Hell' represents not just a theological destination but the state of social damnation on Earth, while 'leading apes' symbolizes a wasted existence.

Symbolism

Apes serve as a complex symbol for lust, folly, or a cruel parody of children. This symbolism transforms a simple phrase into a multi-layered commentary on female sexuality and societal expectations.

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Transcription

Quotations

A mickle truth it is I tell Hereafter thou'st lead Apes in Hell: For she that will not when she may, When she will she shall have nay.

c.1560, Bk. Fortune, p. 190

I am afrayde my marryage will bee marred, and I may go lead Apes in hell.

1575, GASCOIGNE, Ferd. and Leonora: Posies, p. 430

All that be Dians maides are vowed to halter apples [for apes?] in hell.

1584, PEELE, Arr. Paris, IV ii, s. D2

An olde maide, or sillie virgin that will lead Apes in hell.

1611, FLOR., s.v. Mammola, p. 297

Coy Mayds lead Apes in Hell.

1659, HOW., Eng. Prov., p. 6

Maydens above twenty lead Apes in hell.

1659, HOW., Eng. Prov. into Fr. It. Span., p. 7a

To dye a Maid, or Batchellor, to lead apes in Hell.

1666, TOR., Prov. Phr., s.v. Coccozza, p. 41
1670, RAY, p. 51

Old maids lead apes there, where the old batchelors are turn'd to apes.

1735, FRANKLIN, p. 9

Shakespeare Citations

I must dance barefoot on her wedding day And for your love to her lead apes in hell.

Shr, II.i

Therefore I will . . lead his apes into hell . . and there will the devil meet me . . and say, ‘Get you to heaven, Beatrice . . Here’s no place for you maids.’ So deliver I up my apes.

Ado, II.i

Original Scan

Old MAIDS lead apes in hell - a scanned entry from Tilley's 1950 Dictionary of Proverbs.
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