You teach your FATHER to get children

Meaning & Analysis

Literally, the proverb mocks the absurdity of instructing one’s own father in the act of begetting children—something the father obviously already knows by virtue of the child’s existence.

Insights

Presumption of Superior Knowledge

Warns against the folly and arrogance of attempting to instruct someone vastly more experienced, especially in matters they have already mastered.

Inverted Authority

Highlights the reversal of natural or social hierarchies, where the inexperienced presume to advise or correct their elders or superiors.

Futility of Redundancy

Underscores the pointlessness of teaching someone something they already know well, thus cautioning against unnecessary or condescending advice.

Universal Wisdom

The sentiment is widespread across cultures, often with colorful variations—such as 'teach your grandmother to suck eggs' or 'teach fish to swim'—all ridiculing the impulse to instruct the expert.

Cultural Respect for Experience

The proverb upholds the value of deference to age, experience, and parental authority, reminding younger generations of the importance of humility and respect.

Irony and Satire

Its biting irony serves as gentle social satire, policing the boundaries of social hierarchy and highlighting the comedic awkwardness of overstepping them.

Rhetorical Devices

Hyperbole

Uses deliberate exaggeration (teaching a father the most basic act of fatherhood) to heighten the proverb’s humor and impact.

Irony

The core irony lies in the absurd reversal of roles, making the proverb memorable and effective as gentle mockery.

Colloquialism

The direct, conversational phrasing gives the proverb a lively, familiar tone that resonates in everyday speech.

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Transcription

Quotations

Ye learn your father to get bairns.

1641, FERG., no. 900

(how to get children).

1659, HOW., Eng. Prov., p. 17

(Go teach your).

1659, HOW., Eng. Prov. into Fr. It. Span., p. 7[b]

Will you . . shew your Father the way how to beget Children?

1693, URQUHART, Gargantua, III xxii, II 118

To go about to teach a Father to get children, viz. to go about to teach those who know most, or best; The English say, to teach ones Granham to ——.

1666, TOR., Prov. Phr., s.v. Figliuoli, p. 62

[As in 1641 Ferg.].

1668, R.B., p. 57

(Teach your).

1670, RAY, p. 9

(To teach his Father).

1687, MIEGE, s.v. Father

Cross References

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You teach your FATHER to get children - a scanned entry from Tilley's 1950 Dictionary of Proverbs.
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