Meaning & Analysis
A coarse wish that some object, trouble, or nuisance be in your belly—i.e., that you take it (swallow it, bear it) instead of me; “for me” means “on my behalf / in my stead.”
Insights
Burden offloading
Rejects an obligation, blame, or inconvenience by wishing it be shifted bodily to the other party—‘you can carry it inside you, not I.’
Eat your words
Tells an antagonist to internalize their own taunts, boasts, or noise; the belly stands for forced ingestion of what they’ve dished out.
Hostile benediction
A mock ‘blessing’ that is really a curse: may the whole mess be yours, and may you choke on the plenty you celebrate.
Refusal of complicity
Signals non-participation—‘count me out’; the speaker declines to share in guilt, revel, or cost and assigns the full share to the addressee.
Grotesque containment
Converts public nuisance (racket, clutter, spectacle) into private discomfort by imagining it packed into the offender’s gut.
Early modern invective
Dramatists use the construction with comic savagery (andirons, drums, even one’s ‘face’ wished into another’s belly). The belly is a stock target for insults—seat of appetite and punishment.
Idiomatic ‘for me’
Here ‘for me’ means ‘for my share/part,’ a common colloquial tag: the speaker disclaims any portion and assigns it wholly to the other.
Body-as-ledger
Ingestion equals acceptance. By wishing ingestion on the other, the speaker refuses the debt of bearing, paying, or enduring—making the body a moral account-book.
Carnivalesque register
The grotesque, Rabelaisian belly talk in tavern and fairground scenes collapses decorum, letting social conflict play out through digestive imagery.
Speech-act of imprecation
It’s an optative curse (‘I wish…’), not literal desire. The performative point is to rebuff, shame, or end a demand with comedic brutality.
Power and mockery
By imagining the other stuffed with their own noise or goods, the line seizes symbolic control—turning their assets or bluster into a liability they must stomach.
Rhetorical Devices
Hyperbole
Absurdly imagines heavy or multitudinous things crammed into a belly, heightening comic aggression.
Metonymy
‘Belly’ stands for the person’s capacity to bear, suffer, or be responsible; ‘tongue/drums/andirons’ stand for the nuisance itself.
Grotesque imagery
Visceral, bodily pictures create shock-laughter and memorable scorn.
Optative formula
Begins with ‘I wish’ / ‘Would…’—a curse framed as a wish, softening the command into sardonic desire.
Irony
A ‘gift’ that is actually a punishment; the politeness of wishing masks rejection and hostility.
Transcription
Quotations
I would her tongue were in thy belly.
Would the andyrons were in your great guttes, for mee.
[1614] Would the Fayre and all the Drums, and Rattles in't, were i' your belly for mee.
(in your guts for my share).
Shakespeare Citations
'Sblood, I would my face were in your belly!
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