If all FOOLS had (were to wear) baubles we should want fuel (fuel would be dear)

Meaning & Analysis

If every fool were to wear a bauble (the fool’s wooden scepter or staff), there would be such a demand for wood that it would become scarce or expensive.

Insights

Prevalence of Folly

The proverb humorously exaggerates the abundance of fools in society, suggesting that their number is so great that providing each with a symbol of folly would create a shortage of materials.

Invisible Foolishness

It hints at the hidden or unacknowledged foolishness in the world; many fools go unmarked because folly is so widespread that it cannot be publicly signified for all.

Satirical Social Critique

There is a satirical edge: if outward signs matched inward foolishness, society would be overwhelmed, and the very resources of the world would be strained.

Historical Symbolism

The 'bauble' was a traditional emblem of the court jester—a staff, often with a carved head, symbolizing licensed folly. By imagining every fool bearing such a symbol, the proverb lampoons the notion that foolishness is rare or exceptional.

Universal Satire

The saying aligns with related proverbs ('If all fools wore white caps we should seem a flock of geese'), found across European cultures, that point out the ubiquity of folly in human affairs.

Psychological and Social Reflection

On a psychological level, the proverb encourages humility: since folly is nearly universal, it cautions against assuming that only others are fools.

Rhetorical Devices

Hyperbole

The exaggeration that wood for baubles would become scarce amplifies the proverb’s humorous and memorable effect.

Irony

There is irony in the idea that the world’s resources would be depleted by attempts to visibly mark every fool, underlining the scale of the problem.

Symbolism

The bauble stands for public acknowledgment of folly, transforming a private trait into an outward and visible sign.

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Transcription

Quotations

If all that fooles are bables wore, of wood we should haue but small store.

1611, COT., s.v. Marotte
1640, HERB., no. 63

(had Bables, what should we do for fewell).

1658, EDMONDSON, Comes Fac. in Via, p. 308

If every fool should wear a bable, fewel would be dear.

1659, HOW., Eng. Prov., p. 6

(Could all Fools be with Bables, we).

1664, COD., p. 189

[As in 1659 How.]

1670, RAY, p. 92

If every Fool were to wear a Bauble, they would grow dear.

1732, FUL., no. 2676

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Original Scan

If all FOOLS had (were to wear) baubles we should want fuel (fuel would be dear) - a scanned entry from Tilley's 1950 Dictionary of Proverbs.
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