To go (hop) to ROME with a mortar¹ on one's head

Meaning & Analysis

To undertake a long and difficult journey, such as traveling to Rome, while performing the absurdly challenging and pointless task of balancing a mortar (a dish) on one's head.

Insights

Futile Endeavor

The proverb symbolizes engaging in a futile, nonsensical, or impossible task. The combination of a difficult goal (reaching Rome) and a foolish, self-imposed handicap (balancing a dish) represents the absurdity of the endeavor.

Self-Imposed Hardship

It represents taking on an unnecessary and foolish burden that complicates an already challenging situation. The mortar serves no purpose for the journey and only makes it more likely to fail.

Expression of Madness

The act described is so bizarre that it suggests a state of madness or extreme eccentricity. It metaphorically describes an action or plan that is completely irrational and detached from reality.

The Fool's Errand

The journey can be seen as a fool's errand—a pointless quest undertaken with great effort but for no logical reason or reward. It highlights the folly of investing energy in a meaningless pursuit.

Satirical Pilgrimage

The proverb taps into the cultural significance of Rome as a destination for serious religious pilgrimage. By juxtaposing this solemn journey with the absurd, self-imposed handicap of balancing a dish, it creates a powerful satirical image, likely mocking pointless or ostentatiously difficult endeavors.

Critique of Method

The image of hopping with a dish on one's head serves as a vivid metaphor for any undertaking made needlessly difficult by poor judgment or self-imposed, nonsensical constraints. It critiques not the goal itself, but the foolish method of its pursuit.

Psychology of the Fool's Errand

The proverb reflects a psychological tendency to either complicate simple matters or to embark on 'fool's errands'—quests that are performatively difficult but ultimately meaningless. It speaks to the human capacity for irrationality and pursuing absurd goals.

Symbolic Incongruity

The use of a 'mortar' (dish), a common domestic item, in such an epic and inappropriate context highlights a comical disruption of scale and purpose, amplifying the overall sense of absurdity and poor judgment.

Rhetorical Devices

Hyperbole and Absurdity

The core of the proverb is its extreme exaggeration. The visual of hopping to a distant city while balancing a dish is so absurd that it creates a memorable and comical illustration of futility.

Vivid Imagery

The proverb conjures a strong, comical, and physical image that makes its meaning—the foolishness of the task—immediately understandable and memorable.

Ironic Contrast

The proverb creates a sharp contrast between a serious, arduous undertaking (a pilgrimage to Rome) and a ridiculous, trivial action (balancing a dish), which enhances its satirical and critical tone.

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Transcription

Quotations

I'll be bound to go to Rome with a Morter a my head.

1659, J. DAY, Blind Beg., IV, s. I2v

Me thinkes I could flye to Rome (at least hop to Rome, as the olde Prouerb is) with a morter on my head.

1600, KEMP, Nine Days' Wonder, p. 2

No more shall man with mortar on his head Set forwards towards Rome.

1611, R. CORBET, To Coryat: Poems, p. 562

I [have] a cousin of mine in Rome, I go to him with a mortar.

1653, MIDDLETON AND W. ROWLEY, Span. Gypsy, II ii 156

He did measure the stars with a false yard, and may now travail to Rome with morter on's head to see if he can recover his money that way.

1647, MASSINGER ET AL., Fair Maid Inn, V, p. 211

You'd as good run to Rome with a mortar on your head.

1639, CL., s.v. Minantis, p. 210

Annotations

  1. dish

Original Scan

To go (hop) to ROME with a mortar¹ on one's head - a scanned entry from Tilley's 1950 Dictionary of Proverbs.
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