To grow downwards (backward) like a COW's tail

Meaning & Analysis

The proverb literally describes the physical growth of a cow's tail, which hangs and grows in a downward direction from the animal's body.

Insights

Personal Regression and Stagnation

The primary metaphor is for regression or a lack of progress. Instead of developing, improving, or maturing ('growing up'), a person is seen as deteriorating or moving backward in skill, knowledge, or status.

Unnatural Development

The phrase signifies a process that is contrary to the natural or desired order of things. It represents an unnatural development, where potential is not only unmet but reversed.

Diminishing Fortune

It can symbolize a decline in fortune or prosperity. A person's financial or social standing is diminishing rather than increasing, leading toward ruin or obscurity.

Agrarian Imagery

Drawn from a common agrarian context, the proverb uses the familiar image of a cow to make the abstract concept of regression universally understandable. Its power lies in its rustic, everyday simplicity.

Psychological and Social Pressure

The proverb functions as a social corrective, often used ironically or as a taunt to shame individuals (like underperforming schoolboys) into conforming to expectations of progress and growth. It taps into a deep-seated fear of stagnation and failure.

Commentary on Status Decline

While often a critique of personal failure, the proverb can also be a commentary on the decline of social status or fortune, as seen in its application to 'old lords' losing their influence. It captures the essence of diminishing power or wealth.

Rhetorical Devices

Simile

The proverb is a simile that makes the abstract concept of regression tangible and vivid by comparing it to the downward growth of a cow's tail.

Irony

The use of the word 'grow' to mean 'decline' or 'regress' is deeply ironic. This verbal irony highlights the perversity of the situation, as growth is fundamentally expected to be positive and upward.

Visual Imagery

The proverb evokes a strong, simple visual of downward movement, which contrasts sharply with the expected upward trajectory of life and progress, making the insult or observation more potent.

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Transcription

Quotations

Ye breid of a tyks taill ye grow ay backward.

a.1598, FERG., MS, no. 1592

I would still be growing, though it be downwards. Why should not old lords, as well as old men, be cows-tails?

1649, PEMBROKE, Gradus Simeonis in Somers Tracts, VII 87

Which never grow but like Cowes tailes downwards.

1653, URQUHART, Gargantua, II xxvii, I 308

Not to grow at all, or to grow slowly; spoken Ironically; the English say, To grow downwards like a Cows tayl.

1666, TOR., Prov. Phr., s.v. Verno, p. 229

He grows downward like a calves tail.

1672, WALK., 63, p. 24

To grow like a cows tail, i.e. downwards.

1678, RAY, p. 249

You're growing downwards now, Like Tail of Heifer or of Cow.

1710, E. WARD, Nuptial Dial., 5, II 76

You breed of the Cow's Tail, you grow backward.

1721, KEL., p. 361

Annotations

  1. Spoken to Boys who do not improve at School.

Original Scan

To grow downwards (backward) like a COW's tail - a scanned entry from Tilley's 1950 Dictionary of Proverbs.
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